stilldoesnt.work
all systems: no
Major outage. Ongoing. Probably permanent.
We are aware of the issue. We have always been aware of the issue.
It has not worked for …. Previous record: also this.
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Fix it
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attempts: 0
Incident history
- Domain registered. Cloudflare said "Your domain is ready". It was not.
- Engineer opened the site to check if it works. Confirmed: it does not. Engineer is happy.
- Container restarted for the fifth time. Nothing changed. Container restarted a sixth time.
- It worked for about three seconds. Nobody saw it. There are no logs. We are not sure it happened.
- Root cause identified: DNS. It is always DNS. Except when it isn't. Then it's also DNS.